The Biggest Losers

So this week's challenge was to create an outfit for a woman who recently dropped a ton of weight, the twist being it had to be from their old oversized favorite outfit (plus a little something extra from Mood)...

Jack
Farewell! What a sad and unattractive way to go, with a swollen face...Get well and come back puffy-free and fabulous, I'm sure no one would protest!
However, your passing from the competition signaled the return of the fabulous, and gone too soon, Chris



Sweet P
Meh.


Jillian
Meh.
Don't know what the judges saw in that. Your use of the favorite outfit was cheap.


Ricky
*sob* Makes me remember why I hate you...This looks like a Kmart outfit. Blech.


Chris
I love you. I was sad to see you leave over Ricky. We could totally do each other's hair and watch awesome 80's movies together...
Why did you have to go and do this? What a hot mess this poor woman is. Michael Kors called it 50's Parisian hooker, I call it ugly. Please don't make this second chance a trip through a revolving door!


Christian
So many great quotes from you today:
"How fierce is it?" -Tim Gunn (awwww)
"It's pretty fierce"
"I can't make you have an ass"
You should be on "Kids say the Darndest Things" before you grow up.
What could you have made? Was it...another jacket, perhaps?! Shocking. It may be the first outfit you've made that was appealing to me. Maybe going for commercial appeal, and perhaps a non-jacket? is the key to your success...


Victorya
Yawn.


Elisa
Who were the "ultimate judges" you are trying to satisfy? Are you talking about the voices in your head again, dear? It boggles my mind that they put you in the bottom two over Chris. Honestly. They just weren't prepared to kick him off again and so they put poor Steven against something that looked infinitely better. You were a ringer honey. Your outfit was funky and perhaps not fitting to the client's personality, or body (she looks like she's hiding a ghetto booty somewheres in there), but it wasn't hate inducing. Get down with your kooky self. I love that you're not a weeper, we got too many this season.


Kit
I liked this dress (at least the shape). The neon is garish, but it was nice and easy looking to throw on and be comfortable.


Kevin
Once again I am shocked. I loved this. I LOVE button detailing though. That's what made me forgive your personality the last two rounds...keep on buttoning, okay?


Steven
Oh Steven. To coin your phrase "Sweet merciful crap." First of all, glue, really? You know you deserved it. Don't kid yourself. That dress looked like the dress Olive Oyl would wear to Popeye's funeral. It was like a Hollywood nun costume. Terrible. Ick. You should be ashamed that this woman brought in a wedding dress (albeit ugly, cheap, and tacky) and you were too snobbish to even think about using it for anything but an accent! Did it ever occur to you to dye it?


Rami
The top was cute. You love the drape-y, twisty jersey eh? The skirt kinda reminded me of Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas. Too many seams and buttons in a weird place (and I like buttons, too!) The color was icky. I have to assume that was made from her old clothes...so I guess you did the best you could.